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Im stuck on a unidentified planet after me and my crew went on a mission.

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I stared in awe of your beauty, watching you chew your food, wiping away the bouncy curls falling in your face.

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It’s 2:59 in the morning when my dog starts licking my face

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Xander Sandoval had fallen asleep on the couch waiting for his mom to come home by the time the front door clicked open at half past nine.

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Damn, she farted on my dick.

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"Equality for women!"

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i keep hearing laughing

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I heard my wife shriek when she opened up the fridge

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After our dog Oscar ran away and a pipe started leaking in my son’s room, I began to wonder what else could go wrong this week while I finished up the laundry.

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Everyone always told me i had my mothers eyes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Im stuck on a unidentified planet after me and my crew went on a mission.	4
I stared in awe of your beauty, watching you chew your food, wiping away the bouncy curls falling in your face.	4
It’s 2:59 in the morning when my dog starts licking my face	4
Xander Sandoval had fallen asleep on the couch waiting for his mom to come home by the time the front door clicked open at half past nine.	4
Damn, she farted on my dick.	4
"Equality for women!"	4
i keep hearing laughing	4
I heard my wife shriek when she opened up the fridge	4
After our dog Oscar ran away and a pipe started leaking in my son’s room, I began to wonder what else could go wrong this week while I finished up the laundry.	4
Everyone always told me i had my mothers eyes	4